Was there a glitch in the Matrix? Is this deja vu????? The Senators literally had the exact same result in Game 4 as they did in Game 3 against the Rangers. AND THATS SOME BULLSHIT. All of Ottawa is furious right now, and on top of that, it's raining and the LCBO is on strike. But there is one fact that all Sens fans can feel comfort in: The Ottawa Senators are better than the Toronto Maple Leafs in every single way. And it will be like this for at least the next 15-75 years. You don't believe me?? Well me and Chad applied science to the equation and we came up with reasons that cannot be disproved using earths laws.
Guy Boucher is better than Mike Babcock: why do you ask? It's simple really, Guy starts with the letter G and Mike starts with the letter M. So G comes FIRST in the alphabet which means he's first place. He also wears really nice suits that demand respect which means players respect Guy Boucher more than Mike Babcock, who wears George brand suits from Walmart. The WORST
If Chris Neil played in Toronto, he'd be more popular than Auston Matthews : Think about it, Chris Neil is so charismatic and handsome, and he talks the walk and walks the talk. Yet, in a small market like Ottawa, he doesn't get the limelight from Toronto media. Honestly, if Neil wore the blue and white, he'd already be in the Hall of Fame being hand fed grapes on a golden throne and Auston Matthews would be demanding a trade because reporters would be harassing him with googly-eyed questions like, "Why can't you be more like Chris?", "What colour of underwear does Chris wear?", and "What's Chris' favorite food?"
Ottawa Senators have better snacks : Have you ever visited the Sens dressing room before a game? They have like 3 large tables full of snacks. They go in this order: Skittles, Cool Ranch Doritos, 40 pack Timbits without that bullshit Birthday Cake flavour, baked Brie with red pepper jellies, cotton candy, lil jujubes, kale (just kidding), Pepsi Cola's, Little Caesars Crazy Bread, and finally, soft serve ice cream. If you so much as ENTER the Maple Leafs dressing room with a Tic Tac, Mike Babcock takes off his belt and chokes a man unconscious.
The Ottawa Senators are flat out better at ice hockey : You don't need to look at fancy stats like Cornholing to know the Sens have better players and win better at the games than the Leafs. Look at Erik Karlsson, he is probably one of the top 5 players of all time to EVER play the game. Who does Toronto have?? Morgan Rielly? He ranks 234,567,002 to EVER play the game. That's sad. Do the Leafs even have a player in the Hall of Fame?? No. They don't, and they've been around for like 100's of years. Ottawa has Chris Phillips in the Hall of Fame and he wasn't even that good. Embarrassing.
The Ottawa Senators have a better arena in a better location : In Ottawa, we have the Palladium which is designed to mimic the Roman Colosseum, the best building in the history of civilization. It is located in the comfy confines of urban Kanata, the number 2 rated up-and-coming cities in the world. Because it's out in a field, it's convenient to walk there and you can even play soccer or frisbee before the games. It's easy to sneak booze in as well. BONUS. In Toronto, they have Air Canada Centre which is designed to mimic a cat's butthole. It is literally impossible to just walk there and one time I saw a crackhead in Toronto. I'm not kidding guys. Terrifying.
Sens fans are better fans : BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ASSHOLES. Well, we do have one village asshole. His name is Callum. I won't say his last name to protect his identity but his Twitter handle is @CallumFraser18.
I can go on and on but these scientific facts alone prove why we should be proud of our Ottawa Senators even though we are choking HARD this series. So don't give up people, at the very least it is proven that we are better than the Leafs - which actually means nothing when it comes to the Rangers vs. the Sens......... *does a distraction dance*