Throughout this entire playoff run, many people who cheer for other teams like the Leafs or Habs, have accused us Sens fans as being over sensitive towards the shit they say about us and our team. This got me thinking....maybe we are sensitive? So, I headed on over to Oprah.com and took her sensitivity quiz and for F SAKES.....I FAILED. That is some horseshit Oprah. After having taken my computer and smashing it over Greg's head, I was still not convinced. I did some undercover work and secretly recorded Sens fans throughout these playoffs. I have compiled a wack load of quotes and I'll let you decide if Sens fans are overly sensitive or if everyone else is just jealous.
"I can't believe Golden Palace ran out of plum sauce. It must mean they hate us? Golden Palace hates the Ottawa Senators. I'M NEVER COMING TO A GAME AGAIN"
" OMG there is a fan wearing a Leafs jersey to an Ottawa and Pittsburgh game. The audacity of it! I'M GONNA DRAG HIM OUT OF HERE AND PUT THE BOOTS TO HIM"
"If the Sens lose, I am leaving the City of Ottawa and all my belongings behind"
"Aghh Karlsson missed that shot? I guess we'll f**king lose. AGAIN. What are you looking at Todd? Just a game? I'll show you a game. GET OVER HERE TODD"
"Do you find it chilly in here Darlene?? Why do the Ottawa Senators staff hate us? Come on Darlene, we're going home. I'm cancelling our season tickets until they get their thermostat in order. THOSE PRICKS"
"I think Erik Karlsson is better than Drew Doughty and he should win all the Norris's. What's that? You don't agree? Frig you Steven. I'm crying here. I'm legit crying. DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE"
"I sent a private message to my favourite Sens Blogger SENSCHIRP. He didn't even respond.....FUCK THAT GUY"
"It was Ceci for Drouin straight up. I REPEAT, CECI FOR DROUIN STRAIGHT UP. Why does god hate the Ottawa Senators?"
"You were watching the NBA over the Sens game? You're an idiot. I'm gonna steal your wallet now"
"What do you mean there are no Boston Creams left? Not even in the back? But the Sens are in the playoffs. You can't do that to me and my family. Can I speak to the manager? Oh, you're the manager? WELL GUESS WHAT?" (I had to turn my recorder off as buddy jumped the counter and they got in a huge fight and then cops had to tear gas all of Hortons)
"This is all Alfredsson's fault. If he didn't go to Detroit, we'd have 3 cups by now. Why does God hate the Ottawa Senators?"
"I hate the Leafs because they beat us in the playoffs even though they cheated"
"The CBC is short for 'We hate the Ottawa Senators and love the Toronto Maple Leafs and are lukewarm on the Montreal Canadiens"
"OMG Scott.....I sharted. At the hockey game. This is so embarrassing. But the lines are too long for the bathrooms. Why does the Ottawa Senators staff hate us as fans?"
"This weekend, I got so drunk that I passed out nude in the ditch and had to be given mouth to mouth and have my stomach pumped. Afterwards, at the hospital, I asked to watch the Sens game. They said no because I was also in surgery and they said some shit about being put to sleep. So I put HIM to sleep. HOW DARE HE NOT LET ME WATCH THE SENS GAME. HE MUST BE A LEAFS FAN.....wait.....is that blood??? OMG I'M BLEEDING"
So there you have it folks. You be the judge and jury. I think all this nonsense is coming from a bunch of Leafs fans who are upset that the spotlight is off Auston Matthews for a bit. You guys won the lottery. It's nothing to brag about.