At some point in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals, it appeared that Erik Karlsson mocked Sidney Crosby. The gif became the number one gif in the world overnight as it finally knocked off the top gif of the monkey picking his butt, and then smelling his finger. The world waited to see the reaction of Sidney Crosby, but he did not react. He didn't react because he knew Karlsson wasn't mocking him, he was mocking someone else....
Erik Condra and the Boyz showed up to the Red Zone to watch the game on the big screen and to have a few pints. As soon as security saw Condra approach the beer tent, they immediately called for backup. "Hello Erik....and the Boyz. We don't want any trouble here like last time. You can come in but we can't sell you any beer" said Reggie. Erik got right in his face and stared him down into submission. Reggie sat on the ground in pure fear and Erik and the Boyz walked in laughing. Erik stops, pulls out a box of tic tacs, and throws it at Reggie and says, "Your breath reeks Reggie, why don't you get a real job?" Reggie didn't know what to do with his life at that point.
Erik and the Boyz found the closest table to the screen and saw it was occupied by the Alfredsson family. Erik approached and pulled his shirt off to reveal his tattoo of a skull and bones. The Alfredsson family scattered and the Boyz took their seat. The waitress hesitatingly approached to take their order. "Do you have any ciders? It's all about the ciders lately." asked Chainz. Condra puts his hand over Chainz's mouth, looks at the waitress, and says, "We'll take Grey Goose....and it's on Pierre Dorion's tab."
The game started and the crowd was right into it, chanting, "GO SENS GO." Erik Condra got fed up with the noise so he and the Boyz started to clear out the crowd by force. It was basically 5 against 10,000 people, but Condra is an ex-navy seal and they were trained to take down multiple people at one time. Or .......is that Batman?? Suddenly, Smokie yells out, "ERIK, LOOK AT THE SCREEN." Condra looks up and sees Erik Karlsson holding his glove to his mouth and talking jibberish. Condra knew what this meant right away. It was directed at himself and it was regarding the time he peed his pants when he went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride back in 2012. The Boyz started laughing and Condra took off running in humiliation.
He just kept picturing Karlsson mocking him over and over. "I know, I'll browse twitter to get my mind off it, I'm genius," he thought to himself. Much to his dismay the gif of Karlsson filled up his twitterfeed. "NOOOOOOO," he screamed, threw his phone at a brick wall where it smashed into a billion pieces. He took refuge at a local Hortons and ordered an Iced Cap made with chocolate milk, not that bullshit cream they use because it's too thick and gives you heartburn. His heart rate finally slowed until the TV above the donut display started to play a movie trailer. It was the new Pirates of the Caribbean and Condra screamed, "WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?" You can only guess what happened next.....he pissed himself.