I just watched a video stating that even though the Senators are the only remaining Canadian team left in the NHL Playoffs, you'd be an idiot to cheer for them. I was flabbergasted. Here is my rebuttal: reasons why The Ottawa Senators are Canada's Team
Ottawa is located in Canada
Pretty obvious I guess. Ottawa technically is located in Ontario Canada, which science will tell you that Ottawa is in fact Canada's team. Now, if Ottawa was located is Siberia, then the Senaors would be Siberia's team. Are you following me?
The Ottawa Senators are the only Canadian team left
Because we are the last Canadian team left, you should be forced to cheer for them. And when I say forced, I mean mental and physical intimidation. There should be people walking around the streets of Edmonton with baseball bats with spikes in them. Why should you cheer for them? Because if you love your country, then you love The Ottawa Senators and Erik Karlsson. But not Chris Neil
The Ottawa Senators are exciting to watch
How could you not think they are exciting? They aren't the Melba toast of hockey, they are the Passion Flakies of hockey. Sure, on the outside they may crumble, but on the inside they ooze cream.
We have Marc Methot
Do I even need to explain this one? Marc is like the cool brother that you try to hang around so that you look cool too. Sometimes, Marc takes off his shirt and rubs essential oils over his six-pack. By doing this, it really shows the definition of the abs and OMG I'VE GONE CROSS-EYED
The City of Ottawa is beautiful
We have the Rideau Canal, we have the Rideau Centre.....we have the canal too. And like at night, there are lights on. We have 2 Universities What frigging other cities have 2 universities? NONE
I cheer for the Ottawa Senators because I was born in Ottawa
Because I live in a bubble and I truly believe that the world revolves around me, then everyone else should love what I love, and that is The Ottawa Senators. And liquor. And the following: fist fighting, dirty dancing, smokes, Bon fires, Bon Jovi, varieties of chips, Marc Methot's abs, licorice, liquor, when Granny gets put in a home or is arrested, jumbo freeZies, sucker punching Graham Creech in the back of the head, etc.
Ottawa has the best sports media and bloggers in the country
First of all, we have resident nice guy Ian Mendes, who really knows his shit. He doesn't troll other Canadian teams or throw an up and comer media all-star Callum Fraser under the bus for being super talented. You have great personalities like WTYKY and Bonksmullet. SensChirp bought me a wolf onsie and basically bought my respect. There are many more amazing minds, but WHY IN THE FACK DID CHET SELLERS STOP FOLLOWING ME??
The Ottawa Senators are legit Canada's best chance of bringing a cup home
Not because they are the only Canadian team left (although that helps) but because they are the most talented and have the most heart. We also have Erik Karlsson, who is literally the best hockey player I have ever watched. Speaking of watching, I just saw this new show called Mad Men. It's about guys who drink liquor at work. I couldn't FACKING believe it
So Edmonton, Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Calgary, and Winnipeg, you can take that wack video posted this morning and stick it directly up your arse. And don't forget to cheer for the Sens!!!