The Ottawa Senators took Game 1 last night against the New York Rangers. Surprise surprise it was Erik Karlsson who took control of the game and placed a see an eyeball shot off Lundqvist's head and into the net. When the Rangers pulled Lundqvist, the camera zoomed in on his face and he either had the look of "Karlsson is the true King" or "Oh FUCK, I think I left the iron on in the hotel". I think it's safe to say it's a little of both.
But there is more than meets the nose here. Erik Karlsson did something pre-game to give himself the advantage. My spy followed him around and witnessed him go inside the Rangers locker room while everyone else slept. What was he doing??? Erik got a hold of Lundqvist's Gucci 3-piece suit and replaced it with a Walmart brand George suit.
When he told Guy Boucher what he had done, Boucher let out a laugh, but in reality one tear came down his face because he was wearing a George Extreme Edition suit and thought it was the best.
When Henrik put the suit on, he screamed "WHAT IN THE FUCK???" Everyone surrounded him curious to see what was happening. "THIS ISN'T GUCCI?!??? THIS IS.....BETTER" said a stunned Lundqvist. One by one, each Ranger player felt the suit and was amazed by the softness. "What's the thread count, like a million?" asked Rick Nash.
Alain Vigneault had the team bus pull up and told the driver "TAKE US TO WALMART AND THEN TO BURGER KING" When the Rangers pulled up to the Kanata Walmart, they marched straight to the men's clothing section, where 17 year old Ross was working. "Excuse me sir? Where are your George suits?" asked Mark Messier (he was along for the ride). Ross immediately went cross-eyed and peed in his pants.
What does this have to do with Karlsson dethroning Lundqvist as the new King??? Were you paying attention? Vigneault told the driver to bring them to BurgerKING. But they didn't go because the driver was an idiot and drove them into a ditch and he went through the windshield pretty good.