What a turn of events this is. Word on the street is that the Boston Bruins may picket outside the TD Gardens tonight in a show of defiance against the bias refs in the NHL Playoffs. If this happens, the league will be forced to give the Ottawa Senators the victory in default. "I bet the league will be more than happy to award a Canadian team a victory. But we must show the world that it's not fair to us" says Bruins coach Bruce Cassidy.
All of this stems from the incident with Bobby Ryan in game 3 when he got punched in the face by Bruin Riley Nash. A penalty was called on the play and the Bruins bench went nuts. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S A PENALTY?!?!? SINCE WHEN IS CAVING SOMEONE'S FACE IN ILLEGAL? THIS IS BULLSHIT!" screamed Nash. "You only like Canadian teams so I guess we might as well just lie flat on the ice AND LET THEM WIN" said an upset Tukka Rask. The Bruins were so upset that they chained themselves inside the locker room, refusing to leave until justice was served. The janitor showed up at 2am and they were still there. Harold the janitor couldn't believe it. "This guys are true to their cause. Some players peed themselves refusing to leave. One guy even pooed" said Harold.
Do the Bruins have a case here? Last year, 0 Canadian teams made the playoffs, but this year 5 made it. That number alone suggests there is a conspiracy. I had Chad The Researcher try to reach out to league commishinor Gary Bettman, but Chad called Wendy's in Arnprior instead....
And what does NHL Ref Tim Peel think of the protest and acquisitions? "No comment". There are also rumours that Brad Marchand may cross the picket line and attempt to play the Ottawa Senators himself. "I love playing hockey you guys.....but to be honest....the refs are so mean to me. Why didn't they let us win the game??? OMG I'm crying. Can you cut this??"
If the Bruins do in fact forfeit the game tonight, the City will refuse to reimburse the fans who bought tickets. "IF I DON'T GET MY MONEY BACK, I WILL THROW A GLASS BOTTLE RIGHT INTO ERIK KARLSSON'S FACE AND STEAL HIS WALLET. IT'S WORTH GOING TO JAIL FOR" said one angry fan. My co-host Gary is in Boston right now trying to get a feel of what's going on. We haven't heard from him since last night and we fear the worst.