As all of you know, unless you were in a coma, or dead..... the Senators won game 3 in overtime. It should have never gotten to overtime, as the Senators had a 3-0 lead halfway through the 2nd. But then they BLEW IT and Boston had the game tied heading into the 3rd. Reports are hazy and scattered, but something significant happened in the Sens dressing room after the 2nd. You didn't need to see the air ambulance to know that. Guy Boucher will tell you "nothing happened, just a small fire with some injuries", but luckily, I have a source undercover within the organization that has the true story. And here it is, uncut:
As the players headed back to the room after the disturbing 2nd period collapse, they noticed immediately that the door was locked. On the door was a handwritten letter, written in blood, that said "Hello Craig Anderson, I want to play a game. This game will take place in a room not much bigger than the room you grew up in. A prison cell". Just then, Jigsaw jumped out from behind the shadows screaming "GOT YA". One player peed a little, but I won't say who (it was Tom Pyatt). Jigsaw removed his mask to reveal himself as Erik Condra, former Ottawa Senator. "How dare you Erik? At a time like this?" said Zack Smith. "Just trying to have some fun geeeeeez" muttered Condra. But then Marc Crawford rushed him and plowed him right through the dressing room door and started to unleash hell. "YOU KNOW THE MOVIE SAW IS ABOUT THE COLORADO AVALANCHE HOW DARE YOU?!" screamed an enraged Crawford. They had to use the firehose to get him off.
After the fracas settled, Guy Boucher stood up to deliver his motivational speech. But before he said a word, he took off all his clothes, ripped the water fountain from the wall and threw it through the window where he made his escape.
Without a coach in good mental condition , Erik Karlsson took it upon himself to stand up and say something "I have one thing to say.....THIS IS ALL CRAIG'S FAULT!". All the players stood up and began clapping and hollering!! They were pumped. All it took was to lay the blame on one person to make themselves feel better about..... themselves. Craig sat in the corner crying but the team didn't care. So Anderson thought to himself "I'll show them" and he got up and ran out the room. Erik looked at everyone and gave a wink. It was his plan all along to get Anderson, their most valuable player, angry. He used an ancient method of reverse psychology and it worked.
As the team was leaving the room for the 3rd, the carpet caught fire because Condra thought he'd be Sens Dartboy and he flicked his ashes and she went up. That didn't really happen. Chad the Researcher is just playing a joke on you guys. LOL.......but he's fired