Just what in the hell is going on here?!? Since Bobby Ryan has come over from Anaheim 10 years ago, he's been called out left, right, and center by Sens fans, and for good reason! He makes a ton of money and has all the skill in the world, yet he just never performed to expectations. Many mean things were said to him over social media. Things like "Fuck you" and "go eat shit" and even "Hate your fucking guts". So Bobby finally broke: he quit social media and we all assumed he'd retire from hockey.
Brian Burke knew something was special about Bobby Ryan, but no one believed him. Burke was adamant that Ryan would bring peace to the NHL by being an unstoppable force. Burke's fellow GM's all thought he was crazy. They thought the "One" would be Sidney Crosby. But Burke publicly said he'd draft Ryan over Crosby. Other GM's said things like "Fuck you" and "go eat shit" and even "hate your fucking guts".
Fast forward 12 years, and Sidney Crosby has won 2 cups and multiple individual awards, while Bobby Ryan is playing on the 4th line in Ottawa. Brian Burke now has long white hair and is just so mean to people. And he doesn't even tie his own tie up. What does this have to do with Bobby Ryan? NOTHING
But something happened last night. Bobby Ryan played the game of his life. He dominated physically and he had the moves like Jagger (MAROON 5). He scored a goal so nice that my friend Scott started crying and had to be airlifted out of CTC due to hyperventilation. And then Bobby Ryan stopped bullets in mid-air and fought 1000's of Agent Smiths without a scratch! He's the "One".
Wait a second.....isn't this the plot of the Matrix Chad??? What do you mean you made it up? That's the Matrix. You've made me look like a fool Chad. What if Ian Mendes reads this? It's too late to edit this now. I have to get my article out before SensChirp does. I'm really thinking about firing you Chad. Why am I typing our conversation?? It's my blog that's why CHAD. THIS BLOG IS BULLSHIT.