Clarke MacArthur: "I can't wait for this series to start and I look forwa.....Dion?! OMG UGH DION PHANEUF JUST FARTED!!!"
B obby Ryan: "Playoffs? You kidding??? Who cares?!! Did you see Twitter last night?? People are SO MEAN. You try living your life making 7 million a year and we'll see how YOU LIKE IT."
Jean-Gabriel Pageau: "I love this time of year and....I can't do this. Did you know that there are 1000's of UFO sightings DAILY? DAILY, PEOPLE. What do they want? Why are they here? Why are WE here? What is the meaning of all this?!"
Mike Hoffman: "Don't worry about a thing Sens fans. We'll see what's up with the Bruins after I bury a couple of bardown wristers. Maybe a half clapper, top cheddar boys"
Mark Stone: "I think the key to beating the Bruins is to stay calm and be humble. Give them the respect they deserve. Unless you score a goal, THEN YOU LOSE YOUR SHIT AND PARTY LIKE IT'S 2099!! WOOOOWEEEEE"
Derick Brassard : "Hey Haters! Remember when you said I was a bust and the trade was the worst?? WELL GUESS WHAT?! ACCORDING TO ADVANCED STATS, I AM THE BEST. SUCK ON THAT!"
Alexandre Burrows : "Maybe I should have looked at the weather before signing in Ottawa for two years eh? Friggin cold here, bud. I really miss Henrik, he was my best friend. But not Daniel. DANIEL WAS AN ASSHOLE"
Viktor Stalberg: "The Bruins should be a good test for us. But I believe that.....DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR SANDRA. Aww I just had it perfect. Well, you're fired Sandra. Pack your shit"
Tommy Wingles : "Hi, my name is Tommy Wingles. Wait....come back? Don't you want my quote?? I AM SO PART OF THE TEAM I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE DECEMBER!! SECURITY?!? I'LL WALK MYSELF OUT THANKS"
Zack Smith: "I'm going to KILL something this round. I meant penalties hahahaha......"
Tom Pyatt : "Guy Boucher?! Your dinner is ready!!! Just how you like it, medium rare with a side of yams. Love you hunny!"
Ryan Dzingel: "GET OUT OF MY FACE. YOU NO RESPECT ME? I'M PISSED OFFFFF COME AT ME GUY COME AT ME!"
Erik Karlsson: "Started from the bottom now we're here. Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here"
Marc Methot: "I'll take two cases of that MusclePharm Combat Protein cause I gotta get these pythons HUGE. Oh HI THERE!?! I didn't see you!! Just let me finish these squats okay?? 203....204...OHHHHH"
Cody Ceci: "It's basically a win win! We either beat the Bruins and get the glory! Or we get eliminated and we hit the beaches!! Surfs up dudes! Plus I get to oil my body in the hot sun"
Dion Phaneuf: "I'm just so excited to face my old team, The Leafs. I have so many friends.. we're gonna go hit the bars after games just like the old days... but once I step on the ice, I have to beat them so, that's awkward.............What's that?? The Bruins?.....YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE HAD A MEETING OR SOMETHING?!"
Chris Wideman: "Does it snow during the winter is Vegas?? Asking for a friend"
Mark Borowiecki: "I like pork chops for lunch"
Craig Anderson: "I plan on taking it Game by game, shot by shot. If you start thinking too much you're gonna....HEYYYY......OMG I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S BLEEDING....IT'S FUCKING BLEEDING. HELPPPP"