Everywhere I go in Ottawa, people are all like "Yeah, like the Sens are in the playoffs yo". And they're acting all cocky and giving the finger to people at the grocery store because they think it's all wrapped up with a pretty little bow on it. Well I'm here to tell you don't celebrate yet. Because it's gonna get worse before it gets better.
"What does that even mean bRIan? You lunatic". It means that we haven't clinched yet. And guess what. Even Pittsburg hasn't clinched. What could possibly go wrong for the Sens in the next 20 games to make them miss the playoffs? I'll list them:
• Chris Neil yells "I SHOULD PLAY EVERY GAME FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES" and then just starts swinging wildely until he connects with Craig Anderson who was oblivious to the tirade as he was eating tacos. Anderson out 4 months
• Guy Boucher suddenly retires because he wins Lotto 6/49 and he yells "JUST IMAGINE?"
• Erik Karlsson has a pretty good choke on some potato salad and when Phaneuf gives him the heimlich manoeuvre, Karlsson is permanently cross-eyed.
• It all comes down to the last game of the season, the team is beyond ready. But Charles, the airplane pilot, accidentally flies them to Alaska and they have to forfeit.
Do you guys see now? Anything can happen so don't hatch your cows just yet.