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Humble Pie- The Alex Burrows Story

March 3, 2017

I bet you all feel like big aholes this morning yeah? "BURROWS SUCKS AND DAHLEN IS MY FAVOURITE". Well guess what? Burrows is our best player now. Because he scored 2 goals. But you know why else? Because he's a millionaire who can pay someone to bulldoze your house right to the ground. Basically if someone has money, you don't speak ill of him. But if someone doesn't have money, you can sucker punch them in the back of the head and not receive repercussions. 

Show of hands: who hates that trade now? None of you. Not even SensChirp. And if SensChirp gets in my face about it, then lights out buddy.

Was it me or was Erik Karlsson just on fire yesterday. He basically makes Brent Burns look like an idiot. If he doesn't win the Norris trophy this year, then I am going to give up on Hortons for good and eat only exclusively at Dunkin Donuts instead. Because Hortons has been fucking up my orders HARD lately. Want a raspberry jelly donut? Sure, here's a blueberry jelly donut. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

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