I won't say how or why I got it, but I have it. Lazar's personal diary that he wrote to every single day of his life, except the day he was in a coma. A lot of it is personal and shouldn't be shown online, but I find the last entry before he was traded and the first entry after the trade especially insightful. So I present to you: Lazar's Diary Uncut
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Hi, how are you? How was your day so far?Well mine wasn't so great. I went to practice and asked coach if I could play a game and he looked at me and laughed. And then everyone started laughing. So I started laughing but deep down I was crying. No, I was angry. I WAS SO ANGRY. I am Curtis Lazar, number 1 pick and I am THE BEST. They just don't see it. But who cares? No big deal. I want moreeeeee. I wanna be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see them dancing' Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh - feet!
Okay, that's from The Little Mermaid. Doesn't really apply to my situation, that's just a kick ass movie. Anyways Diary, tomorrow is NHL Trade Deadline day, and I'm just so nervous, yet so excited. All I want to do is play and be known for something more than eating a day-old burger on the ice and having explosive diarrhea because of it. You remember that day..Oh boy. Okay, talk to you later buddy
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Holy shit balls. I can't believe what just happened. I've been traded to Calgary, the coldest city on the planet, even in the summer. Do they even have daylight there? What the actual F. Coach called me into his office and told me to pack my clothes and stuff - but not my skates. I couldn't believe it, those are MY skates. But he says no, they're not and I said yes they are I bought them with my own money. And the next thing I know, Dion has me in an arm-lock and coach came right up to my face and said in a low voice, "This is my town, and don't you forget it". And then - blackness, and I awoke in an airport in Calgary. This is how I get treated? After all the hard work I put in. It's not fair, Diary. I'm gonna show them. I'm gonna show them all!! I AM GOING TO WIN A CUP IN CALGARY!! HAHAHAHHAHA SUCKERS
Love you Diary.