So Pierre Dorion got a lil bold I'd say over the past week and sent a message to his team and to the fans that the Sens are going for it. This message was the addition of 3 superstars to the lineup. They are: Alex Burrows, Viktor Stalberg, and Juka Juojkladpacka. Oh, and did I even mention budding mega star Chris DiCaprio? That's right. DiCaprio. The little brother of Leo DiCaprio. You might have heard of him? He only died on the Titanic is all.
Instantly, the Senators are now a legit Stanley Cup contender that can hang with any other team in the league! Except: Pittsburg, Washington, New York, Montreal, Boston, Columbus, LA, San Jose, Anaheim, Pittsburg, Chicago, Las Vegas, Edmonton, and Pittsburg. And Toronto. But other than that, they have a shot.
Alex Burrows: hails from Vancouver and is generally knows as a pest that has some skill. Think Tyler Arnason. He can't fit on any line you put him and I expect great things
Viktor Stalberg- Don't know him. But remember Victor from Young and the Restless? He's basically the Dos Equis guy but cooler. And he's a guy YOU DON'T FUCK WITH. He too went down with the Titanic
Jurki Johapanikotaka- wat
Chris DiCaprio- Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you....go on. NEAR, FAR, WHEREVER YOU ARE, I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOES GO ON