Last year, our little brothers we call The Montreal Canadiens had their award winning goalie Cary Price go down with a swollen knee. Instead of folding their team, they made one last ditch effort and asked a Giant Tiger employee if he knew any good goalies. This employee looked Bergevin dead in the eye and said "Me, coach" and Bergevin said "Well, I'm not the coach but.....you're hired". They took a chance on this stranger and you know what this stranger did? He saved the Canadiens' season. This stranger is known as: Mark Condon...wait, fuck. Mike Condon.
Condon came out of nowhere and started stealing games by making impossible saves. So impossible that the Montreal faithful coined him the nickname "Mike Mission imPOSSIBLE Condon". There was even one game where he left his net to go grab a coffee, and he still made a save. He was basically the second coming of Bobby Orr. And you know what Montreal said at the end of the season?? "You're making Carey Price look like a hobo, we can't keep you, because we invested so much already in the hobo". They let him walk. The crowd turned on management and they panicked hard so they needed to turn the attention away from it. So Bergevin started to do this weird distraction dance where he flailed his arms but when that didn't work, he made the deal to ship out Subban and now there is a full blown riot.
What happened next will make you believe in destiny, just like how Marty McFly believed in destiny, like when he knew that his mom having a crush on him caused him to disappear from the photograph. Mike Condon became an Ottawa Senator when we needed him the most. And he has saved us. He's saved us in a way any person can be saved. He will be an Ottawa Senator for life. From humble beginnings, he rised like the Phoenix and burned all his doubters on the way. Mike Mission imPOSSIBLE Condon: The Ottawa Savior. And maybe even one day, our leading scorer