Today is the last day you can trade a player in the NHL for the calendar year of 2017. Ottawa has made their moves already but may be willing to part with Jason York today. Just kidding lol I meant Brian Pothier. HOLY FACK I'm drunk.
Not only is today trade Deadline day, it is also my birthday. 34 years FRESH and I'm gonna celebrate by putting my neighbor in a serious chokehold. Listen, I am the wisest Sens blogger there is. Including that WTYKY FACK. He can come at me if he wants.
Trading reminds me of one of my worst childhood memories. My Granny was babysitting me one day and she said "Let's go for a ride". We went to the bowling ally and she attempted to trade me for 2 packs of smokes and a dirty old skidoo engine. Buddy refused and she took out her lawn dart that she keeps in her purse and she just chucked it. Missed buddy and went right through Dorothy's shin bone, just screaming.
I hope Ottawa keeps Curtis Lazar because I still think he has potential at being a great AHL coach one day. We always need those guys.