Why did this happen? I was drinking and eating lots of sugar. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. BUT THE OTTAWA SENATORS DECIDED TO DICK ME. I didn't even watch this loaf of a game but from what I heard, nobody showed up. Not even Lazar. Did Lazar play? It's a mystery that shall always remain. I bet Boucher told Marc Crawford to cancel the pizza bagel eating contest scheduled for Sunday. "Coach, if we be really good from now on, can we please still have our pizza bagel eating contest?"- Lazar
Things I think that I hope the Senators think: we need Matt Duchene, even if it means trading Marc Methot to get him. I think the team also needs a huge slide that goes from the press box to the ice service. I also think that Guy Boucher should go to Erik Karlsson's house and rip the tv from the wall and say "FUCK THE SUPERBOWL". To me, this we'll send a strong message.