Hey there special readers. I'm not gonna get angry about the trade THAT RUINED MY LIFE. I am gonna stay calm and look at the trade like the professional journalist I am. Okay, so Alex Burrows for Dahlen. Basically EAT SHIT. Nope. Can't be like that. Burrows can probably help in the playoffs BY BEING A TOTAL FACK AND TAKING STUPID PENALTIES. Nope. He's a good solid competitor that can chip in when the game matters. BUT WE WON'T FUCKING PLAY A MEANINGFUL GAME WHEN WE MISS THE PLAYOFFS YEAH?
Brian? Give your head a little shake. My readers are counting on my insight. Who knows what kind of player Dahlen will turn out to be. YEAH, ONLY FUCKING MATS SUNDIN 2.0 THAT WINS 4 CUPS WHILE OTTAWA BECOMES A BUTTHOLE OF CANADA. Stop it!! It's not that bad really. The trade may work out for both teams. I'M GONNA RUN AWAY FROM HOME. I'M RUINED. FRIG OFFFF SHEILA. Oh my god I'm crying