It felt like yesterday that the season started, yet here we are, another season in the books and another huge disappointment. Why does Jared Cowen suck at hockey? And why did Curtis Lazar not score one goal? These are the things that Google the mind.
And I've just been handed a note here from Gino. "Season isn't over. We are currently in a playoff position and in fact, are doing quite well". WHAT THE FUCK GINO? I'M WRITTING A PROFESSIONAL BLOG HERE AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS NOW? A FULL PARAGRAPH IN. I AM IN A GOOD MIND TO KICK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR STOMACH. YOU'RE SO FIRED. AND TO THINK I WAS GONNA GET YOU CHALET FOR LUNCH. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
Well im in the dark here on what to write next. I've been drinking for a few days straight. Like who the fuck is Tommy Wingles? This is embarrassing to me but to be more frank, it's more embarrassing for you the reader.