I've been got to thinking hard a lot. What would be the one reason the Sens lose most of their games? Sloppy play? Nope. Misreads? Nope. It's if each and every player and coach drank a forty before the game. First thing is first: Craig Anderson would piss his pants. Once you piss your pants drunk, you start doing all sorts of crazy shit. Like let in 10 goals and then he say "BIG FUCKING DEAL EH?"
Listen, I'm running out of ideas to write about here. I made up the story that Craig Anderson drank a forty and pissed his pants. In reality, it was me who pissed their pants. Waiting in line at Hortons. The poor wee lad working the cash just went "Omg I need to call my mom to get picked up"
We are 10 days away from the NHL trade deadline and a rumour I never heard before came out last night that Duchene might come to Ottawa. Imagine he came here and he sucked and the paper called him DuShame? Lol