What the F was that? The first period was a little wacky. First: Phaneuf had to run off quick cause he had the D? (Diarrhea). But then he scores a short handed goal? AMAZING BALLS. But that wasn't it, the Dallas Stars score an own goal?? LOL LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. But then I had a good look at myself in the mirror and I was all like "who am I to judge and make fun of others? All I have going for me is my extremely handsome face and my oodles of talent"
The rest of the game I can't really comment about because I had pissed my pants and fell asleep inside the dryer. I went to Wild Wings earlier and railed 2 pounds of Smoky Gar Par boneless wings. And then I shouted "LET'S GET FUCKED UP" and the beer was just flowing. I didn't piss myself in the restaurant FYI yes I did
I thought Pageau had a strong game but he's gotta chip in with a few more goals yeah? Speaking of chips, I bet Boucher had a smorgasbord of assorted chips at the team bonding event. But they were a test. If you ate even one, he came up to you with a chain and chokes you unconscious