Finally, wonderboy Thomas Chabot has been called up to the big club. This has been a long time coming and the Sens have finally come to their senses. Not only is Thomas excited, the rest of the team is excited because of his dynamic abilities. Dion Phaneuf can’t wait to take him under is wing and basically become a father to young Thomas. But something has gone horribly wrong. An “incident” occurred in Washington DC last night involving the innocent Chabot and......Ryan Dzingel. Will Thomas ever recover? Or is he damaged beyond repair? This is their story:
Ryan Dzingel has been sick of feeling like the young guy in the room. In his eyes, he is a savvy veteran that brings leadership qualities to the team. Yet, Boucher still treats him like a kid. The moment he heard Chabot had been recalled , he decided to show everyone that he isn’t a lowly rookie anymore. He had money now, and he decided he was gonna take Thomas out for a night in the big City. He was gonna show him the respect and power an NHL player holds.
“Hey Thomas! How’s it going? Great, listen. Me and you tonight, the big City, dinner and drinks. And, I’m gonna buy you a suit that’ll make Don Draper blush” said Dzingel
“That’s nice of you Ryan, but I want to get to bed early. I really want to impress coach tomorrow!” replyed Thomas
Ryan Dzingel aggressively puts his hands on Thomas’s shoulders and says, “Listen, you know who I am right? When someone like me says ‘jump’ then you jump. I run things here Thomas, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll get on the damn bike NOW”
Chabot felt completely intimidated so he got on the bike and they drove off towards downtown. They arrived at The Palm, the finest restaurant in Washington. “Give me the finest table you have and bring us two bottles of Don Perignon White Gold. And don’t you DARE ask us for photos” snapped Dzingel
After enjoying a 5-course meal, Dzingel asks for the bill. When it arrived, he took a look at the amount and started sweating. $24,455.89..... “HOLY FUCKKKK.....that’s it? This is nothing. POCKET CHANGE” yelled Ryan.
“Ryan, I can pitch in a few bucks if you’d like” said Chabot
“Hahaha are you serious? On your AHL paycheck? Check this out”, said Dzingel as he pulls out a Gold AMEX card, with Travel Rewards.
The waiter took the card and ran it in the machine. A loud beep sounded and the waiter looked at Ryan and said, “Excuse me, Mr. Karlsson? This Visa has been reported stolen”
“That’s impossible. Try it again”, said Ryan
“But you’re not Erik Karlsson, you’re Ryan Dzingel”, said Chabot
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THOMAS? LOL I AM ERIK KARLSSON” screamed Ryan
By that time, security approached the table and put Dzingel in a headlock. Thomas Chabot stood up and tried to run but the waiter did a jump kick and Thomas flew through the window, glass just shattered everywhere. People started screaming as chaos ensued. The security guards dragged Ryan Dzingel out back and tied him to a chair.
“Guys, this is a simple mistake. I grabbed the wrong card is all. Let me go and i’ll never come back, ever” said Ryan
A man slowly walked out of the shadows. “Hello Ryan” said the voice. It was.....ERIK CONDRA?!?!
Condra snapped his fingers and the Boyz brought in a bloody Thomas Chabot.
“I finally have you where I want you Ryan. Now FEEL MY WRATH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” said an evil Condra
Suddenly, a bolt of Lightning crashes through the skylight and JJ Clarke The Weatherman comes down on top of Condra, knocking him unconscious.
“Today’s forecast: PAIN” said JJ Clarke
Both Ryan Dzingel and Thomas Chabot took the train to get back to the hotel. Ryan looks over at Thomas and says, “Do you think maybe you don’t tell coach or Erik Karlsson about this? I just wanted to show you a good time”
“No problem Ryan....and you know what? This was the best night of my life!” said Chabot
Suddenly, a voice comes on over the intercom and says, “Next stop: HELL” as the camera pans on the conductor of the train: CORY CONACHER
The train disappears over the horizon with the sound of Chabot screaming “NOOOOOOO”