Okay, I know the NHL All-Star game is over, but I got something I need to share with the world. Marc Methot should have been on that roster and not Auston Matthews. Say WHAAAAT? Well listen here and listen good. Methot is reAlly good at hockey and probably better than Chris Pronger ever was.
He hipchecks people and when he does I say "FACK YA BABY". Also, I can tell he'd be a good best friend because he's got a lot of money. Lamborghini bRian? NO PROBLEM. Also, I heard that he once shot a puck so hard that it snapped a mans body in half.
But what I'm getting at here is that he basically doesn't f**k around. Like if someone delivers him the wrong pizza, he makes buddy turn around and pick up the right one but he keeps the one he didn't order. Just savage. He's got balls.
Basically, if I got his autograph, I'd never sell it until maybe like a year later, for money.
Do you guys agree? Please let me know. But don't @ me