christmas time with bRian

i love this time of year. christmas for me means many things, but mostly drinking hard liquor. i wanted to share with you my joy as i decorate the house. and yes, my gut is getting huge, i know this. it's from the ah caramels. so sue me

what in the heck is this?  maybe it's a fancy scarf?

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nope, not a scarf 

this is the only thing you'll ever need to decorate the house like a professional

its a little sticky though so be careful 

here we are

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perfect

a tree isn't complete without a mound of tinsel. just like so

that's all you need, don't over do it

well...i've embarrassed myself. just having one though

damn lights just tangled to shit

heyyyyy 

SANDRA! HELP

I CAN'T GET IT OFF I CAN'T GET IT OFF

IT'S CHOKING MEEEE

WHAT HAPPENED???

SANDRAAAAAAAAAA

that....was rough. time for a little drinksy poo.. i have a special recipe for brandy and egg nog that granny passed on down to me from generations. if i remember it correctly, one cup brandy..

...and a shot of eggnog. don't put too much eggnog though, you don't wanna get drunk. wait... that's not right is it.. 

ah, that'll put the hair right back on your balls. 

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so now, the easy part. lights. too bad i can't read too good. some type of warning? probably just says merry christmas

ok, time to plug er in. just a sec here...

woweeda? henooo?

OHHHH SHIT

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