i love this time of year. christmas for me means many things, but mostly drinking hard liquor. i wanted to share with you my joy as i decorate the house. and yes, my gut is getting huge, i know this. it's from the ah caramels. so sue me
what in the heck is this? maybe it's a fancy scarf?
nope, not a scarf
this is the only thing you'll ever need to decorate the house like a professional
its a little sticky though so be careful
here we are
a tree isn't complete without a mound of tinsel. just like so
that's all you need, don't over do it
well...i've embarrassed myself. just having one though
damn lights just tangled to shit
I CAN'T GET IT OFF I CAN'T GET IT OFF
IT'S CHOKING MEEEE
that....was rough. time for a little drinksy poo.. i have a special recipe for brandy and egg nog that granny passed on down to me from generations. if i remember it correctly, one cup brandy..
...and a shot of eggnog. don't put too much eggnog though, you don't wanna get drunk. wait... that's not right is it..
ah, that'll put the hair right back on your balls.
so now, the easy part. lights. too bad i can't read too good. some type of warning? probably just says merry christmas
ok, time to plug er in. just a sec here...