have you ever tried to decorate the house for halloween and it just looked like shit? well then this guide is for you.
first things first: beer break.
the only tools you'll need: hammer and carpenter nail
hard work means you get another break....what's that guy's problem?
make sure your ladder is level before climbing. once you're at the top, just give'r a good hammer
whoa....here's a tip: don't look down.
tip number two: maybe don't decorate when it's windy outside.
don't fight it, let the wind do what it may
a little accident. no problems. just get the liquor into you and you'll be fine
next up: spiderwebs. a must in any spooky home
make sure you clump it so it looks realistic.
found a photo of aunt edna in the basement. she told me to put it up for halloween. only problem is she's been dead for 5 years
make sure you bend at the knees when you lift heavy objects. not quite sure what i'm gonna do with this pumpkin, but i'll figure it out once i get to the top of the ladder i guess.
i immediately regret this decision
bad idea BAD IDEA
pure panic captured on film
pumpkin just obliterated
i didn't even know where i was. i was conscious, but barely
neighbour just taking off. yeah don't worry lady, i'm only puking blood
time to call'er a day