Things that are strange

1) RC COLA- what does RC stand for? Retarded coke
2) MY FEET SMELL- enough to make a billy goat puke, my socks are like cake after I take them off
3) MY DAD ALWAYS POOPING- like come on!
4) ME BEING CROSS-EYED- my dad says because I was charged by a monkey at the zoo when I was 4 and got tossed around
5) CHEMICALS- I drank a lot of stuff I found in the bathroom called bleach and was in the doctors for 6 months.

is it just me?? or are these things really strange