Have you ever looked into the eye of a homeless man? He tells you a story without saying a word. I found out Reggie, the dude who lives in the neighborhood dumpster, fought in the civil war. That's right, 1845 civil war. This guy is 85 years old. When I told him "It's okay, I understand", he grabbed me by the throat and said "That's my sandwich!" My mom tells me he's hungry all the time and to not take his food. So, being curious, I offered him a box of Jos Louis. He said "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY, THOSE THINGS ARE THE WORST" Even a hobo man hates Jos Louis. SO then I offer him a Half Moon. He now runs one of the most successful high-tech companies and was voted "Youngest Business Man of the Year" award. Go figure.